Monday, December 27, 2010

Captain's Log

Stardate: 122710

It is eerily quiet here. Half of the members of the ship have now been overtaken by "the illness." The three that are down have been in a near comatose state for the past four hours. (The baby is taking a nap.)

For the two of us that remain, we can't decide which fear is worse: To get the illness or to be the last one standing.

We are afraid to eat or drink. We have seen the violent ramifications of that activity on the other members of the crew.

We have lost nearly all contact with the outside world. The Comcast has gone down. This took out the phone, both desktop computers, the laptop, the iTouch. Even the iPad has failed.

Only the iPhone remains.

We ask that you don't come near. The illness spreads quickly, and no one is immune. For your own safety, forget about us. Stay away. Stay....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dec2010emily

6 comments:

Lynn said...

Oh, Captain Em! I hope you are able to outwit the germs!

everydayMOM said...

I'm the only one left... unless you want to include the baby. I'm getting hungry, but afraid to eat.

Sarah said...

I decided not to eat dinner that fateful night. And I was grateful. Less to puke. :) Sorry you have been attacked so violently. It is awful...but probably good to get it all at once instead of strung out over two weeks here.

ComcastCares1 said...

I hope you guys will feel better ASAP.

Just dropping a note to apologize for Comcast service being down. I work for Comcast and we have a whole team that can help on this. Feel free to contact us.

Mark Casem
Comcast Corp.
National Customer Operations
We_can_help@cable.comcast.com

Michele said...

What a bummer. Are you all better yet??

Sarah Eliza @ devastateboredom said...

Hahaha you're hilarious and awesome, as always. :) I'm so sorry everyone is sick! Are you still hanging in there, or have you succumbed?

PS I love that Comcast responded to your post. ;P

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